πŸ“œ Terms & Conditions

πŸ“œ Terms & Conditions

Read this like a reasonable human. Then go buy something cool.

1. 🧾 Who we are

We are The Burning Cow Production – a tiny but fiery operation creating custom merch from a barstudio somewhere in the Swedish woods.
When you buy from us, you’re not just shopping.
You’re joining something.

2. πŸ“¦ Orders & Fulfillment

All products are made on demand. That means:

  • Production takes 2–5 business days

  • Shipping times vary by region (check our Shipping & Delivery page)

  • We don’t ship on Sundays. Or during hangovers.

3. πŸ’³ Payment

We accept:

  • Credit cards

  • PayPal

  • Swish (Sweden only)
    Payment is charged at checkout. No magic beans accepted.

4. πŸ”„ Returns & Refunds

Wrong product? Damaged print?
We’ll fix it – see our Returns & Refunds page.

But we don’t take returns for:

  • Wrong size chosen

  • Changing your mind

  • Fights with Odin

5. πŸ›‘οΈ Privacy

We don’t sell your data.
We don’t even know how to.
We use your info only to ship your order and send the occasional email about new drops or livestream chaos.

6. 🚫 Right to Refuse

We reserve the right to cancel any order if:

  • It looks sketchy

  • It’s obviously fraudulent

  • You’re trying to buy 300 mugs with a stolen goat card

7. 🧠 By using our site…

You agree to these terms, even if you didn’t read them (let’s be honest – no one ever does).

Still cool? Good.
Now let’s burn this cow.