📦 Shipping & Delivery

We know waiting sucks.
That’s why we ship as fast as the whiskey allows.

All our merch is made on demand.
That means your stuff is created just for you – no dusty warehouse stock.

Production time:
2–5 business days (usually faster than Fred can change guitar strings)

After production, it’s on the move.

(Delays may happen during holidays, pandemics, or if Thor gets involved)

We use Printify’s global network of print partners and carriers.
That means smart routing, tracking, and delivery direct to your door.

You'll get a tracking link when your order ships.
If it doesn’t arrive, we’ll track it down – unless it ran off to join another cult.

We’ll get it to you.
You just sit back, sip your beer, and wait for greatness.

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