You didn’t join. You were chosen.
For the true believers of the stream, the bar, and the beautifully bizarre. Whether you're a diehard follower of The Burning Cow or just stumbled into the weirdest, wildest bar on the net – this tee marks you as one of us.
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Vintage-style cult lettering
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Comfortable fit for long sessions at the bar or in the stream
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Comes in Black, Graphite Heather & Dark Heather
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May cause spontaneous cheers, questionable karaoke, or enlightenment
Once you're in, there's no way out – but why would you want to leave?
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless tubular design reduces waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.
- Ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification for safety.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
